Hey, thanks for posting privileges!

*It should be noted I dearly wanted to title this "Shitty reads", but my delicate sensibilities wouldn't allow it.

So I'm in the bathroom and my eighteen-month-old is literally throwing himself at the door trying to get in. I'm just trying to shit in peace, child. Three minutes, that's all I want. Naturally this led to me wonder about other people's bathroom reading habits! Books, magazines, newspapers, phones? Do you keep a supply nearby? Or are you the horrified bookstore and all the rest of us George Costanza? Share!